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||Posted - 01/11/2006 : 10:58:17 AM
We must laugh at ourselves. It you try to hold in laughter, it will come out in a very inappropriate way.....
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
2x4 ~ CW:150+ ~ GW for now: below 140 ~ I think I can! I think I can!
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||Posted - 03/06/2008 : 5:26:50 PM
good one very funny
||Posted - 01/07/2007 : 6:33:17 PM
HILARIOUS! I had to read your story to my husband. We both got a good laugh out of it! Thanks!