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fattyfatty2x4

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Posted - 01/11/2006 :  10:58:17 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Edit Topic  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Topic
We must laugh at ourselves. It you try to hold in laughter, it will come out in a very inappropriate way.....

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.


2x4 ~ CW:150+ ~ GW for now: below 140 ~ I think I can! I think I can!


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andirae79

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Posted - 01/07/2007 :  6:33:17 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
HILARIOUS! I had to read your story to my husband. We both got a good laugh out of it! Thanks!



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rebe19681

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Posted - 03/06/2008 :  5:26:50 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Edit Reply  Reply with Quote  View user's IP address  Delete Reply
good one very funny



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